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1. Percepcja mojej mentalności nie obliguje w dalszy aspekt tej sprawy. Nie będę z Tobą polemizował ponieważ wegetujesz na niskim poziomie intelektualnym kolidującym z moją wyrafinowaną osobowością .

2. Drogą dedukcji dochodzę do konkluzji iż twoje chipokrycje dotyczące mej aparycji są wręcz efemeryczne .Tak wiec impertynencja twej mętalności nie obliguje mnie do dalszego utrzymywania z Tobą stosunków merytorycznych lub jakichkolwiek innych

3. Twoje aforyzmy na moje aparyzmy mają podtekst afronalny.

4. Twój poziom intelektualny nie upoważnia cię do konwersacji ze mną na tematy aspołeczne.

5. Abstrachujac od altruistycznych zagadnień metafizycznego pietyzmu nieadekwatnie jestem gotów pokusić się o stwierdzenie ze konwersacja z Tobą pobudza moje zmysły

6. Mentalność twojej wypowiedzi nie obliguje mnie do prowadzenia notorycznej konwersacji z tobą

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kombajn 01.12.2006
dobra... a tak z polskiego na nasze??
winiek1 21.02.2007
gites!
Gwynbleidd__ 25.02.2007
może jakiś tłumacz by się znalazł
kika1970 05.07.2007
i dalej nic nie wiem
FullMetal Alchemist 04.08.2007
Ale to poważne smiley Ciut rozumiem ale to 1 mnie dobiło...
klinka 05.02.2008
wszystko jest o tym samym jak mozna tego nie rozumiec
robi9 21.02.2008
najlepsze jest to ostatnie
emulsja 26.05.2008
Ja też znam fajny tekst:Nie będę z tobą konwersować, ponieważ twój anarchointelektualizm, kąpie się w brodziku wiedzy intelektualnej, który koliduje z moimi poglądami na świat. smileysmiley
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kto to pisał? smiley najpierw jest mentalność, potem mętalność... się zdecyduj, które dobre
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