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"Chińskie tortury"
Pewien Chińczyk nakrywa faceta romansującego z jego żoną i stawia mu
ultimatum:
- Jeśli nie zerwie tego związku, on, małżonek, ześle na niego klątwę
trzech chińskich tortur. Facet tylko się uśmiechnął i jeszcze tej samej nocy odwiedził żonę Chińczyka. Następnego dnia rano budzi go w jego sypialni na drugim piętrze ból w piersiach. Otwiera oczy i widzi, że leży na nim wielki głaz. Coraz trudniej mu oddychać. A na głazie widnieje napis:

Chińska tortura nr1. Uśmiecha się, a ponieważ jest silny podnosi kamień i wyrzuca przez okno. W chwili gdy wypuszcza go z rąk, po drugiej stronie głazu dostrzega informację:

Chińska tortura nr 2. Prawe jądro jest uwiązane do kamienia. Facet jest bystry, wiec żeby uniknąć spustoszeń w dolnych partiach ciała, rusza za kamieniem, czyli wyskakuje przez okno. Kiedy mija futrynę, widzi trzecią wiadomość:

Chińska tortura nr 3. Lewe jądro jest przywiązane do nogi łóżka.

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