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1. Nie będziecie się wykradali z domu, gdy rodzice zasną (po jaką cholerę czekać aż zasną)

2. Nie będziecie pili żadnego alkoholu (trawa kopie o wiele lepiej)

3. Nie będziecie kraść batonów w sklepiku za rogiem (w Biedronce mają ich znacznie większy wybór)

4. Nie będziecie nigdy aresztowani za wandalizm (podpalenia są dużo ciekawsze)

5. Nie będziecie podbierali pieniędzy rodzicom (wszyscy wiedzą że babcia ma ich znacznie więcej)

6. Nie będziecie nigdy włączali się w żadne bijatyki(zawsze je zaczynaj)

7. Nie będziecie opuszczali ostatnich lekcji (zróbcie sobie cały dzień bez szkoły)

8. Nie będziecie wymuszali pieniędzy od rówieśników (młodsi płacą lepiej)

9. Nie będziecie pomagali babinkom przechodzić przez skrzyżowanie(po prostu zostawcie je na środku)

10. Nie będziecie stale rozmyślali o seksie(po prostu to zrób)

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