Access denied for user: 'jokecity@%' to database 'jokecity' Artykuł: Przyjaciel:) - Śmieszne Filmiki, Dowcipy, Opisy GG , Zabawne Fotki - najlepszy humor i rozrywka w sieci - Joke City - Miasto Rozrywki
  Strona Główna
  Śmieszne Teksty
  PPS - prezentacje
  Galeria
  Śmieszne filmy
  Iluzje
  Download
  FORUM
  Najnowsze komentarze
  Reklama
  Wyróżnienia
  FAQ
  Linki
  Kontakt
  Szukaj
  Regulamin

   POLECAMY
  

dowcipy
Wszystkie (1902)
+ O Blondynkach (216)
+ O Jasiu (241)
+ Inne (256)
+ Baba u lekarza (376)
+ Erotyczne (152)
+ Humor z zeszytów (68)
+ O Policjantach (151)
+ O Teściowej (179)
+ O Zwierzętach (67)
+ O Czer. Kapturku (28)
+ O Dresiarzach (33)
+ O Bacy (135)
Dodaj dowcip
opisy gg
Wszystkie (1889)
+ Śmieszne (279)
+ Miłosne (177)
+ Inne (174)
+ Chuck Norris (301)
+ Cytaty, Myśli (254)
+ Wulgarne (139)
+ Erotyczne (135)
+ Graficzne (106)
+ Muzyczne (118)
+ Zwątpienie (105)
+ Zagraniczne (101)
Dodaj opis
œmieszne teksty
Znaczenie imion
+ Imiona żeńskie
+ Imiona męskie
Testy
Szczyty
Łami Język
Trudne wypowiedzi
Śmieszne Teksty
Kubuś Puchatek
Saga Muminków
Powody i Dowody
Nagrody Darvina
Zagadki
Elokwentne Teksty
Nazwiska w krzywym    zwierciadle
Wiecej tekstów...
galeria zdjęć
Zwierzęta
Gwiazdy bez makijażu
Obrazki 3D
Dzieciaczki
Strefa GSM
Pogadaj ze Snikersem
Wyniki Lotto
Kursy Walut
Bramka SMS
Flashe
Horoskop SMS
Na miejscu 1 jest:
~redolek
Avatar

Punktacja:
Ogólne: 1611
Bonusy: 0
Kary: 0

2) ~Karox (1174 pkt.)
3) ~Madzik10 (618 pkt.)
4) ~lifersman (572 pkt.)
5) ~zastawiak12 (495 pkt.)
6) ~Myszka000 (422 pkt.)

Access denied for user: 'jokecity@%' to database 'jokecity'
Gości w mieście: 0
Aktualnie w mieście: 0

Mieszkańców: 3,677
Najnowszy Mieszkaniec: ~Ellieadec

Dla Użytkowników
Access denied for user: 'jokecity@%' to database 'jokecity'
Przyjaciel:)
><><><>PRZYJACIELE<><><><>

fałszywy przyjaciel: nigdy nie prosi o jedzenie
prawdziwy przyjaciel: jest powodem dla którego nie masz jedzenie

fałszywy przyjaciel: nazywa twoich rodziców pan/pani
prawdziwy przyjaciel: nazywa twoich rodziców mamo/tato

fałszywy przyjaciel: nigdy nie widział jak płaczesz
prawdziwy przyjaciel: płacze razem z tobą

fałszywy przyjaciel: pożycza twoje rzeczy i po chwili oddaje
prawdziwy przyjaciel: pożycza twoje rzeczy i zapomina, że wogóle są twoje

fałszywy przyjaciel: wie o tobie parę rzeczy
prawdziwy przyjaciel: mógłby napisać o tobie książkę z twoimi dokładnymi cytatami

fałszywy przyjaciel: zostawi cię,jeśli zrobi to rzeszta
prawdziwy przyjaciel: skopie reszcie tyłki za zostawienie cię

fałszywy przyjaciel: zapuka do twoich drzwi
prawdziwy przyjaciel: wejdzie do twojego domu z okrzykiem JUŻ JESTEM

fałszywy przyjaciel: jest na chwilę
prawdziwy przyjaciel: jest na całe życie

fałszywy przyjaciel: będzie obgadywał cię do osób które cię obgadują
prawdziwy przyjaciel: walnie osobę która cię obgaduje

fałszywy przyjaciel: zignoruje to
prawdziwy przyjaciel: wysle to do wszystkich znajomych i będzie czekał na odpowiedź

Jeśli zostałbyś dzisiaj zamordowany, to przepraszam cię, ale nie mógłbym być na twoim pogrzebie, bo siedziałbym w celi za zamordowanie tego gnoja który cię zabił
Komentarze
anapekka 21.12.2009
Ďîęŕ íĺ ďđčăîäčňń˙. Ďîäîćäĺě..
as_98 21.05.2011
dobre
matthew3 30.08.2012
replica bvlgari watches replica bvlgari watches viewpoint) inexpensive to not point out tacky!Thankfully for us, replica movado watches replica movado watches regardless of Rolex's effort and hard work and exertions to broaden his or her's variety, this has retained it's line of historical watches. An case in point of my in record favorites is usually a Rolex Oyster In no way ending Datejust Men's Perspective (16200-BLSO). At Quite a few.six centimeters throughout watches replica watches replica watches replica watches replica panerai replica watches panerai replica watches , it is genuinely a midsize men's keep watch over that's made to mix in with mutually informal and likewise formal halloween costumes. replica dolce gabbana replica dolce gabbana It's got a matte stainless-steel outer shell along with a excellent navy blue dial . The studies about the dial are revealed by smaller gentle coloured strips, that go away it a bit of cake to inform created the trouble less than awful lights disorders graham replica watches graham replica watches . Like numerous classical kinds, replica longines watches replica longines watches it's a
matthew3 05.09.2012
trucks and Crossovers. Kimono costume Kimono costume The trucks consist of the Frontier, halloween costumes for couples halloween costumes for couples the Titan , and also their NV Lineup. The Crossovers, which incorporate Minivans and SUV's, wonder woman costume wonder woman costume are also incredibly extraordinary with the Juke, the Rogue, the Murano, unicorn halloween costume unicorn halloween costume the Murano CrossCabriolet, the Xterra, the Pathfinder, the Armada halloween costumes for infants halloween costumes for infants Mens PVc Underwear Mens PVc Underwear , along with the Quest. good halloween costumes good halloween costumes Why wouldn't you select a Nissan? Andrew Wang regularly publishes articles on behalf of this Nissan dealer website halloween store halloween store . You can also check his other article about concessionnaire Nissan. Lots of people really don't appreciate the value of taking post workout supplements as they continue on in their pursuit of achieving that welltoned muscular physique. The general rule is to refrain from substituting these nutritional supplements for a balanced diet plan. Virtually any expert fitness trainer will inform you that
huazi 13.11.2012
Hourihan. Other excuses frequently utilized by the IDA bridal gowns , as this really is 1 of a number of surveys in recent years criticizing the high costs charged by Irish dentists, are that dentists in Northern Ireland or additional afield use inferior supplies, that therapy overseas is frequently bodged, and that overseas dentists function as well rapidly. Nevertheless, Dermott Jewell from the Customers Association of Ireland cheap prom dresses , says he has received no complaints. He adds that dentists have already been saying exactly the same factor about cost for years. "In the background technicians have already been saying that the cost for the supplies they create has no resemblance towards the finish price for customers. wedding dresses " Jewell accepts that costly gear has to become bought, but maintains that the gap in cost is
huazi 13.11.2012
objective of utilizing Camtasia would be to spice up the revenue thats generated from your affiliate plan wedding dresses . Even though it could be utilized for entertainment and pleasure purposes, that is not extremely a valid cause why you select to induce at some stage in that difficulty.ďťżRolex piece appreciate is amongst the useful top quality makers on this planet paying an excellent deal time in sequence to stop it really is ranking. cheap prom dresses Rolex timepiece objectives numerous essential watch traces that occur to become effortlessly wellknown as well as extremely selected worldwide. bridal gowns Personalized top quality wristwatches are completed inside white colored materials creating a fluted shape. It possesses an excellent violet extremely as well as techniques 36 millimeters. The very best
matthew3 17.11.2012
and pricing for footwear for flat ft and other variety offeet have developed down the a long time. It's gets to be considerably additional smooth than in advance of ugg boots for sale ugg boots for sale , significantly far more heavy-duty and sturdy concurrently as considerably additional colourful thanpreviously. It was once black or white with a few extra coloured trimmings kids ugg boots kids ugg boots , nowthis footwear are made available in all kinds of shades and trimmings. ugg outlet ugg outlet Originally, these sneakers resembled the ability Sneakers Sonic the Hedgehog wore throughout the Genesis period. ugg ugg On the other hand, following Sonic managed to divert an strength beam, ugg boots for sale ugg boots for sale that will have brought on the whole planet for being ruined, tall ugg boots tall ugg boots tall ugg boots tall ugg boots using a Tremendous Emerald, Sonic bought uncovered for the Tremendous Emerald s energies once the beam strike him alternatively. The ensuing strength burst don'
matthew3 17.11.2012
speed up extra fat rate of metabolism effectiveness, may also be one particular hour ahead of work out , opt for the profusely ugg moccaslins ugg moccaslins . ugg ashur tall boots ugg ashur tall boots This may not just cause you to sense unpleasant but in addition go away stains on the footwear which could show challenging to get rid of ugg mayfaire short boots ugg mayfaire short boots . It truly is sensible to put on UGG boots in heat weather conditions provided that you reside in really cool local weather areas like Canada. again somewhat until finally you'll be able to have got a perception of extrusion. Work out mainly because it really works properly, it is possible to make the motion increased diploma of openness. This depth can be much better to chill out. Workout intensity: repeat eight periods could be. As Ugg boots are available in a definite line of normal colours uggs on sale uggs on sale where can i find ugg boots where can i find ugg boots , you can even get them blue, pink, ugg ultra tall boots ugg ultra tall boots black boots ugg boots ugg , lilac and chestnut kinds. After you
Jo 12.12.2012
replica fake watches replica watch replica watch ceremony celebration footwear that one would should for being unique and so, one need to get seeking near to to inside of your community market area or about the artist boutiques for exploring one. even though the bride is going for walks throughout the aisle placing one foot internet inside the path in the other rolex sports models replica , replica watches tag heur carrera from china no one existing should to not possess the ability to state which they experienced some one placing on specifically the equivalent on some strange Christian Louboutin sale marriage ceremony .
Is it possible to trademark a colour? That s generally what s at concern from the lawsuit submitted by shoemaker noted for his red soled sneakers that sought to halt YSL from providing footwear that happen to be all red oris watches , which includes red soles. The start on
Jo 30.12.2012
Organized in addition to 512 (thirty. thirty-three carats) and even 472 (24 cute maternity dresses cute maternity dresses . twelve carats) baguette-cut high-priced diamonds with regard for the dimension, the true Kalla Lune's 18K whitened important metallic band marries absolutely the real arm. For this reason certain specialised job cocktail evening dresses cocktail evening dresses , the genuine band seems to movement spherical the arm. wedding mother of the groom dresses wedding mother of the groom dresses The genuine layout on top of that takes place the darkish alligator leather-based straps embellished possessing a whitened treasured steel foldable keep obtaining a Maltese blend organized as well as eight baguette pricey diamonds (0. tony bowls prom dresses tony bowls prom dresses 37 carat) evening dress evening dress .
The true Longines Conquest will be the necessary phrase through the brand's putting on type. Exclusive fascination may possibly be compensated in the direction of the looks with
huazi 09.03.2013
able to technologies skilled by having an idea with regard to permitting visitors that can't permit it to be take a look at your personal wedding ceremony on the web. This specific 7 days all of us cherished the marriage photos related to Gen also as Make the most of, Shaun also as Angel, also as Adam also as Betsy. cheap formal wedding dresses Lastly, this specific 7 days all of us require to hands this in order to Skilled Steals champion PattyJ prom dresses . Fantastic job PattyJ inside your earn related to five Essie toe nail polishes. ďťżIf you are interested in looking for the perfect 1940's vintage wedding dress, we advise you to check out the stunning ruffled vintage wedding dresses with color. bridesmaid dresses There are all kinds of styles as well as colors to select from, where the final choice should be affected by the theme as
huazi 25.03.2013
for many people nevertheless for some it really is. How does the item really feel to put on a time component that has equally the exact same top quality with that utilized by nicely recognized celebrities together with recognized individuality?The added highlights of designer wristwatches created them operate to it s fullest not just a moment keeping additionally to fashion addition but for an essential companion too as the owner may be on figure out or active performing some issues bridesmaid dresses . These functions consist of calendar which generally for some timepieces by no means desires setting, automobile finance calculator, heartbeat check, quit watch and also emergency locator.Nearly every thing about developer watches is generally attributed to competent craftsmen that have mastered the actual skill to assist perfection wedding gowns . Due to their continuous attempts and tenacity to satisfy the requirements of the patrons, unbeatable leading high quality is their greatest objective inside producing these kinds of goods.Consequently, why attempt purchasing some other watches brands when you will find wristwatches from nicely recognized brands obtainable? Sending this passionate connection together with your watch manufacturing business containing completely abilities down each and every final duration of the watchmaking businessomega watches, Patek Philippe wrist watches occur to be well-liked for his or her delicate skillfullness also as extremely techie progress. Patek Philippe wrist watches element your Geneva Complience seal, the make sure of the very asking for the watchmaking arena criteria. Using classic elegant shapes especially devised concerning lovers concerning classic kind, Calatrava watches get the minds of numerous devoted watch afficionados. Patek Philippe Calatrava designer watches boast numerous distinguish functions like normal round shaped thin circumstance, big Roman numbers, elegant porcelain ceramic dial additionally to super natural leather strap. The 1st Calatrava watch has been about because 1932. Featuring a circular case additionally to contemporary kind, the fantastic watch is really ranked for the prestigious quantity of the outstanding classically formed watches. The specific name Calatrava is certainly originated from the domain name of a Spanish language Order involving Knighthood built in this 12 th 1 hundred year. The Calatrava Corner which was employed as the Knighthood’s symbol was selected as the brand’s brand. It s impressive that the Calatrava circumstance is symbols of the concept of the Bauhaus classes of artwork and structures established inside Germany. Patek Philippe Calatrava observe is produced with considerably attention to your timekeeping function on the watch basing inside the school’s theory that style ought to adhere to function. The actual watchmakers have customized the style with time driving by. plus size dresses The newest Patek Philippe Calatrava wrist watches might be regarded as the inheritor within the 1932 model simply because they ve been the main concept and brought over the visual beauty. The newest Calatrava watch styles consist of succeed and also maintained
huazi 27.04.2013
chronographs will only reset to the number zero when the stopwatch has been stopped 2013 wedding dresses . party dresses 2013 a chronograph watch, can be made of out a variety of different and capable materials.Some of these materials include titanium, aluminum, steel and plastic. Looks of chronograph watches can vary in their looks and styles, from being sporty to elegant. They are designed to be worn by men and women alike. Many watch manufacturers offer their chronograph watches for men in order to offer advances, varied, affordable wedding dresses reliable and high quality chronograph watches for men. Chronograph wristwatches have been designed for women are often functional and stylized. Women's chronographs often include intricate designs and jewels, such as yellow gold, rose gold or precious stone accents. Some of the most popular chronograph watch
ccocoo 21.08.2013
Nowadays you will find cheap ugg boots uk quite a few types of ugg boots sale uk obtainable. Needless to say the original distinctive ugg boots clearance with all the prime that is to be short ugg boots collapsed possibly up or down is still greatly well-liked ugg classic short in an assortment of hues.
ccocoo 29.08.2013
Purchase a dozen cheap ugg boots uk, and place them in a vase, Cheap UGG Felicity Boots or use a few to Cheap UGG Delaine Boots complete a fruit arrangement Cheap UGG Metallic Series Boots.
Dodaj komentarz
Zaloguj się, żeby móc dodawać komentarze.
Oceny
Dodawanie ocen dostępne tylko dla zalogowanych Użytkowników.

Proszę się zalogować lub zarejestrować, żeby móc dodawać oceny.

Brak ocen.