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Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie, strząsa skrzydła z dżdżu. I trzmiel w puszczy tuż przy Pszczynie straszny wszczyna szum. Mąż gżegżółki w chaszczach trzeszczy, w krzakach drzemie krzyk, a w Trzemesznie straszy jeszcze wytrzeszcz oczu strzyg

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W gąszczu szczawiu we Wrzeszczu klaszczą kleszcze na deszczu, szepcze szczygieł w szczelinie, szczeka szczeniak w Szczuczynie, piszczy pszczoła pod Pszczyną, świszcze świerszcz pod leszczyną, a trzy pliszki i liszka taszczą płaszcze w Szypliszkach.

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W wysuszonych sczerniałych trzcinowych szuwarach sześcionogi szczwany trzmiel bezczelnie szeleścił w szczawiu trzymając w szczekach strzęp szczypiorku i czesto trzepocząc skrzydłami.TCZEW

Poczmistrz z Tczewa, rotmistrz z Czchowa.

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